cornfuse:

cornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

(Source: thirstiest, via hotboyproblems)

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foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

Whatโ€™s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like Iโ€™m horny for Halloween but I donโ€™t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

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teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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